Does Your Sandwich Measure Up
(I am a nineteen-year-old female worker in a sub shop. A twenty-something customer comes in with his girlfriend.)
Customer: “So, you work at [sandwich shop]?”
Me: “Yeah? Why?”
Customer: “So, you know how to handle a foot long eh?”
Me: “Yes, yes I do.”
Customer: “Oh, good, so you can handle me, eh?”
Me: *playing along* “I doubt you’re a footlong but, yeah, I guess.”
Customer’s Girlfriend: *To customer.* “See! Even she knows you have a huge ego.”
(His girlfriend goes on to order a six-inch sub. I make it and hand it to her.)
Customer’s Girlfriend: *To customer.* “Well, this is more like it, eh, babe?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?