Does NOT Like Warm Hugs

(I have a friend named Elsa. This happens after the popular move ‘Frozen’ has just come out. A girl runs up to us while we are walking to class.)

Girl: “Hey, Elsa!”

Elsa: “What?”

Girl: “Do you want to build—”

Me: “Oh no.”

Girl: “—a snowman?”

Elsa: “I swear, if anyone else asks me if I want to build a snowman I’m going to f****** kill them.”