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    | Melbourne, FL, USA |

    (At our zoo, we have a dinosaur walk-through area. A mother is pointing out rhinoceroses to her young son.)

    Mother: “Look, honey! They have the last living dinosaurs here!”

    Me: “Ma’am, they aren’t actually dinosaurs. The dinosaurs that we have on display are replicas on the other side of the park.”

    Mother: “But your advertisements said you had dinosaurs here today!”

    Me: “We do, but these aren’t dinosaurs. They are rhinoceros. The dinosaurs are on the other side of the park.”

    Mother: “But that’s just not true! These are rhino-SAURUSES! I think I know a dinosaur when I see them!”