(I work at a branch in a college town, so our customers are often in their late teens. I have just been commenting to a coworker that all these kids make me feel old when this happens.)
Customer: “I, like, want to, like, deposit some money in, like, my, like, account.”
Me: “Certainly. Is that going to checking or savings?”
Customer: “Like, checking?”
Me: “Of course. Do you want all of your check going in or would you like some cash back for yourself?”
Customer: “Like, can I, like, get $20, like, back?”
(I process everything through and the customer leaves.)
Me: *to coworkers, who are dying laughing* “And that, my friends, is the future of the world. Dear god, I hope she isn’t an English major.