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    Do Not Get Hitched, Go Directly To Jail

    | Carlisle, PA, USA |

    Customer:: “I’d like to order a cake.”

    Me: “Alright, what size cake did you want?”

    (We go through the details of the cake.)

    Me: “And what did you want the cake to say?”

    Customer:: “Welcome home from jail. Will you marry me?”

    Me: “Okay…”

    (The next week, the same customer comes back in with the cake.)

    Customer:: “I’d like a refund.”

    Me: “I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. What is wrong with it?”

    Customer:: “He said no!”