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    Do As I Yell, Not As I Do

    | New York, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Do you have a store credit account?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Would you like to open one? You’ll get 15% off your purchase today and–”

    Customer: “NO. I don’t open up useless credit accounts. You wonder why people are in debt all the time, it’s because they open up s*** like this. You should be ashamed of yourself.”

    Me: *silently rings up the rest of her purchase* “And how would you like to pay for this?”

    Customer: “Oh, I’m going to put it on my store credit account.”

    Do As I Shout, Not As I Do