DJ Freud, Featuring The Oedipus Complexes

| Houston, TX, USA | Family & Kids, Funny Names, Rude & Risque

(I work in the beauty department and a customer comes up to me).

Customer: “I need a face wash for my son that will get rid of the semen on his face.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Are you deaf? He is too oily!”

Me: “You mean sebum?”

(The customer turns the brightest shade of red and runs out the store.)