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    Distresses Over Mistresses

    | Iowa, USA | Crazy Requests

    (I am 21 and work at a sporting goods store. We have two stores, and the company is family owned; the owner has an office just upstairs. He’s wealthy, in his forties and happily married with three kids. I’m helping a customer with a special order.)

    Me: “Okay, that should do it! It usually takes about two weeks for a special order to be delivered. I’ll give you a call when they come in.”

    Customer: “You’re pretty.”

    Me: “Thank you. Was there anything else I could help you with?”

    Customer: “You should marry [company owner]. He’s rich.”

    Me: “Um. Well. He’s too old for me, I think. And he’s already got a wife.”

    Customer: “Yeah, well, you’re younger than her.”

    Me: “Um, I don’t think he wants a younger wife. I think he’s happy with the one he has.”

    Customer: “Come now. All girls want a rich husband. Don’t you want a rich husband?”

    Me: “I’ve got career plans of my own, actually. This job is just putting me through college. I think I’ll manage.”

    Customer: “Some people have no ambition!” *walks away*