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    Dissecting Lies, Brit By Brit

    | Vermont, USA |

    Me: “Hi, this is [tech center]. I’m [name] from Vermont. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “What’s Vermont? Is it a state?”

    Me: “Yes. It’s in New England.”

    Customer: “No it’s not. You’re lying!”

    Me: “No, miss. It was the 14th state to join the Union. It is definitely a state in New England.”

    Customer: “New England, you say? Well then why don’t you have a British accent?”