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    | Southampton, UK | Uncategorized

    (We have free demo discs on the counter. We’re trying to get rid of them.)

    Customer: “Are these to buy?”

    Me: “No, they’re totally free. Take as many as you like!”

    Customer: “I don’t think I’d like to take as many as I’d like. I’ll have two.”