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    | Sydney, Australia | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Can you tell me if this pair of pants is discounted?”

    (I scan the pants.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but these are full price.”

    Customer: “But that sign says, ‘40% Off Jackets and Vests’!” *looks at me expectantly*

    Me: “Yes, I can see that.”

    Customer: “Then these pants must be 40% off!”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s 40% off jackets and vests.”

    Customer: “So?”

    Me: “Pants aren’t jackets nor vests.”

    Customer: “Really?!” *walks away, perplexed*