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  • Disappointed By A Lack Of Disappointment, Part 2

    | Kennewick, WA, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling Tech Support, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “My device won’t charge!”

    Me: “Okay, is it plugged in right now?”

    Customer: “No, but it doesn’t charge!”

    Me: “Okay, ma’am, just to cover all the bases, can you plug it back in for me?”

    Customer: “Okay, but it won’t charge!” *pause* “G** D*** it! It’s charging!”

    Me: “Well, it sounds like it was a one-time glitch, but if it gives you any more problems, please call us right away so we can get it fixed for you, okay?”

    Customer: “I’m not going to call you back! You’re just going to make it work again!”

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