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    Dim Witted And Off The Deep End

    | Yakima, WA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, this is [pool name]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “What are your sessions today?”

    Me: “Our sessions today are 12:30 to 4:30 and 7:15 to dark.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: *more slowly and clearly, but still polite* “Our sessions today are 12:30 to 4:30 and 7:15 to dark–around 9 pm.”

    Customer: “What’s dark?”

    Me: “Around 9 pm.”

    Customer: “No, what is dark?”

    Me: “When the…sun goes down?”

    Customer: “Oh, how rude!” *click*