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    | Concord, NC, USA |

    (We are doing rescue and CPR training with the other lifeguards).

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you guys have to do that now with all these people in the pool?”

    Me: “Sorry sir.”

    Customer: “I see this guy in the water and I think he’s drowning. I try to go help him, but he tells me it’s just training.”

    Me: “Sorry for the confusion, sir. Please swim behind this barrier so that the lifeguards can complete their training.”

    Customer: “And other people have pushed their kids out of the way so guys can do your thing! I mean, what would happen if the kids got hurt? What would you do?”

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