Dilate It Down A Little

| Aurora, CO, USA | Health & Body, Hotels & Lodging, Theme Of The Month

(I’m nine months pregnant, on literally my last week before maternity leave, working the front desk. I have just checked into his room an older man, about 55 to 60 years old.)

Guest: *turning to go fetch his suitcase from the car* “Oh, and, are you pregnant?”

Me: “Yup. I’m due March 6th.”

Guest: “So, are you dilated yet?”