Digging Your Way Out Of A Hole, Part 4
Grocery Store | Princeton, NJ, USA
(As I’m ringing this woman’s vitamins up, I notice that she’s staring at my stomach. I pause and look up at her.)
Customer: “When’s the baby coming?”
Me: “What baby?”
Customer: “Are you expecting?”
Me: “Um, no. I’m not pregnant.”
Customer: “Oh, I’m so sorry! I just asked because I used to be chubby like you when I was your age.”
Me: “Um… what?”
Customer: “Well, I was gonna say, you’re too young to be pregnant!”
Me: “I think you’d better quit while you’re ahead.”
Related:
Digging Your Way Out Of A Hole, Part 3
Digging Your Way Out Of A Hole, Part 2
Digging Your Way Out Of A Hole
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