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    Diff’rent Clothes

    | Scarborough, ON, Canada | Movies & TV

    (I’ve recently been hired at a small retail chain as a cashier. Since I’m new, I haven’t received my uniform yet, so I have to work in my regular clothes.)

    Me: “Hi! How are you today?”

    (The customer stares inquisitively at my shirt, then stares back at me. I happen to be wearing a shirt with a picture of Gary Coleman on it.)

    Customer: “Aren’t you a little too young to be wearing that? Do you even know who Gary Coleman is?”

    Me: “Whatchoo talkin’ bout?”