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    Dieters Are Of A Sweet Disposition

    | Saskatchewan, Canada | Food & Drink

    (A customer approaches the concessions counter.)

    Customer: “Can I have a diet soda?”

    Me: “Sorry, the fountain here is all out of diet soda.”

    Customer: “That’s fine, I’ll just have a regular soda then.”

    (I give her the regular soda that she asked for. I then watch as she goes to the condiment table and grabs about 5-6 packets of artificial sweetener, dumping it all into her drink.)

    Me: “Um…? What are you doing?”

    Customer: “I’m making it a diet soda.”