Desktop Hunters And Gatherers
(A customer is at our electronics store looking at the Macs.)
Customer: “Is this that Windows Vi-ah-ster?”
Me: “You mean Windows Vista? No, these are Macs, sir.”
Customer: “Right, Windows Vista, exactly.”
Me: “Are you going to buy one?”
Customer: “Yeah, got anything that’s under $200?”
Me: “Not in the Apple section, and I really wouldn’t advise you get a $200 Vista rig anyway. It will run slowly.”
(He goes over, finds a low-end rig, and gets it anyway. He’s back a day later.)
Customer: “Ya, it’s not workin’.”
Me: “I told you, why didn’t you listen?”
Customer: “Oh, I saw two comp-ooh-ters at that price, and the other one looked better.”
Me: “Looked better… how?”
Customer: “The paint was shinier.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?