Deposit Your Checks And Emotions Here

| Madison, WI, USA | Rude & Risque

Me: “You have [amount] available on your debit card.”

Customer: “Okay, thanks.”

Me: “Is there anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: “Yeah, make the past not happen.”

Me: “I wish I could!”

Customer: “Yeah, especially ’cause I just broke up with my girlfriend.”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that.”

Customer: “After three years!”

Me: “Oh, that’s tough. Well, keep your chin up.”

Customer: “Yeah, she called me while she was having sex with some other guy.”

Me: *speechless*