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    Demonstratively Stupid

    | Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

    Customer: “I need you to fax something for me.”

    Me: “Okay, we actually have a self-serve fax machine right over here.”

    (I point to it as I walk over to it from my side of the counter.)

    Customer: “I don’t know how to fax.”

    Me: “That’s okay. I’ll show you.”

    Customer: “But I’ve never used one of those before.”

    Me: “That’s why I’m going to show you how to use it.”

    Customer: “No, I can’t, I’m not good with computers.”

    Me: “Then you’re in luck: this isn’t a computer. It’s actually just like using a phone.”

    Customer: “Here, you just do it for me.”

    Me: “I actually can’t, due to our privacy policy, but I will walk you through it.”

    Customer: “But I don’t know how to use it!”

    Me: “That’s why I said I would show you…”