Her Wordplay Is Sick
Me: *feeling sick* “You should make me feel better.”
Wife: “Do you want me to be a sexy nurse for you?”
Me: “Maybe, do you have a nurse costume?”
Wife: “You just want to hear me say, ‘I insist that you stay within your bedchamber until your condition has been rectified’.”
Me: “You know nothing turns me on more than a girl with an extended vocabulary.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
