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    Delicious, Perhaps Not So Nutritious

    | Santa Cruz, CA, USA |

    (A blond freshman girl comes in with a few of her friends.)

    Customer: “Oh my gosh! You guys are out of oranges!”

    Me: “Yeah, sorry. But we have apples and bananas, and orange juice.”

    Customer: “No! Your guys’ apples suck! And I’m going on a HIKE; I need an orange!”

    Me: “Well…”

    Customer: “No, no it’s OK. I understand.”

    (She suddenly notices a display of baked goods next to her.)

    Customer: “Oh my gosh, are those chocolate cupcakes vegan?”

    Me: “Yeah, I think so. I can check.”

    Customer: “Well, I just want to know if it’s healthy. You know, vegan equals healthy.”

    Me: “…it’s a cupcake.”

    (She stares at the expression on my face for a second, and then walks out.)