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    | Melbourne, Australia |

    Me: “Would you like this gift wrapped?”

    Customer: “Yes I would.”

    Me: “OK – here’s your receipt. Just head to the back of the store in about 5 min–”

    (The customer eats the receipt.)

    Me: “Oh…um, you actually need that to collect your purchase from gift wrap…”

    (The customer spits the receipt onto the counter.)

    Customer: “It didn’t taste very good anyway.”