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    Definitely Not To Be

    | Ft. Myers, FL, USA |

    Customer: “Hello, do you happen to have a copy of Hamlet?”

    Me: “Yes we do. Let me show you to it.”

    Customer: “Well, actually, do you have an audio version of it?”

    Me: “Hmm, maybe. Let me look it up.”

    Customer: “Okay, but can you make sure it’s one read by the author?”