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    | St. Louis, MO, USA |

    (A customer comes up to me while I’m stocking the shelves. She looks distraught.)

    Me: “Ma’am, can I assist you in anything?”

    Customer: “Yeah. My friend said he needs some more cheeseheads at his Super Bowl party. I can’t seem to find them. I found Cheese-Its, Cheese-Nips, but no heads. Where are they?”

    Me: “Cheeseheads, right?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s a nickname for Green Bay Packers fans.”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, where can I find those?”