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Defeats The Porpoise

| Melbourne, Australia | Uncategorized

Child: “Mister, how do the waves work?” *points to wave pool*

Me: “There are big machines out the back that make the waves, mate.”

Child: “But my daddy says there are dolphins in cages that make the waves.”

Me: “Sorry buddy, no dolphins.”

(10 minutes later…)

Father: “You told my son there any dolphins.”

Me: “There aren’t.”

Father: “This is false advertising! Where are the dolphins! I was told there were dolphins!”

Me: “Nope, no dolphins.”

Father: *brief silence* “How about whales?”