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    | Norfolk, UK |

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like to book in for my photo session.”

    Me: “Great, what kind of date were you looking for?”

    Customer: “June.”

    Me: “Okay, we only book up to two weeks in advance but I can put something on hold for you. What kind of day and time were you looking for?”

    Customer: “June, maybe a weekend.”

    Me: “Okay, just pick a time and date and I can get that sorted for you.”

    Customer: “I find this very unprofessional!”

    Me: “… why?”

    Customer: “You should show me what dates you have free!”

    Me: “Every date and time in June; no one else is booked in yet.”

    Customer: *glares at me*

    Me: “Do you want to have a look at the diary?”

    Customer: “Yes, I think I’d better.”

    (I bring her into the office and show her the screen with our June diary on. It is COMPLETELY blank.)

    Customer: “So what date can I have?”

    Me: “What date do you want?”

    (This goes on and on until I finally give her a random date and time.)