Me: “Thank you for calling ****, this is ****, how may I help you?”

Customer: *laughing hysterically* “Is there a grown-up there?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: *still laughing* “Is there a grown-up there? You sound like a child!”

Me: “Oh, thank you ma’am, but I’m an adult. What can I help you with?”

Customer: “Are you sure? You sound like you’re three! What do they do, hire children?”

Me: “No, I’m 22 actually. What can I do for you?”

Customer: “Pass me to someone who sounds like an adult.”

Me: “I don’t think we’ll be able to help you.” *hangs up*