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    Deal With Them On A Case By Case Basis

    | Germany | Extra Stupid, Technology

    (A customer calls tech support, telling me he had bought a new computer at one of my company’s stores, and that it isn’t turning on.)

    Me: “Okay, I understand the problem.”

    (Thinking it’s going to be the standard power-supply-switch/cable not connected issue, I ask him if he has plugged it in and switched it on at the back.)

    Caller: “Well, there’s the problem. There is nowhere to plug in a cable.”

    Me: “That’s unusual. Sir, are you sure you have the right cable and are looking at the right side of the computer?”

    Caller: “Yes. I am looking at the back side, and there is nowhere to plug in a cable or anything.”

    Me: “Okay, could you please describe to me what you see.”

    Caller: “Well, I can tell you that there is a big hole in the back of the computer through which I can stick my entire arm.”

    Me: *trying not to laugh* “Okay, sir, I think that might be the problem. I think you have bought a bare-bone casing for a computer, rather than a working PC. May I ask what the computer cost?”

    Caller: “€90.”

    Me: “Okay, sir,.I would advise you to take that casing back to the store and tell the guys there the issue. I am sure the will take it back and provide you with an actual computer rather than a case.”

    Caller: “Er, um, okay. I guess I’ll do that then…” *click*