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    Deafening Silence

    | Ottawa, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

    Customer: “It’s so loud in here!”

    Me: “I know right? Christmas is crazy for us every year.”

    Customer: “It’s so loud, why do people have to talk so loudly?”

    Me: “Sorry sir, it’s just because there’s so many people.”

    Customer: “Forget this! I’m turning off my hearing aid. You guys should really try to keep the noise level down.”

    Me: “Right you are sir! If that’ll be all, your total is ***.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: “Your total, sir? It’s ***.”

    Customer: “Speak up! I can’t hear you!”