Dating Zapp Brannigan

(My boyfriend and I are kissing for the first time, and a random quote pops into my head. I start laughing too hard to kiss. He leans back far enough to look at me and lift a questioning eyebrow.)

Me: “Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!”

(He and I stared at each other for a moment before breaking into helpless laughter. It wasn’t long after that that he decided to keep me.)