Way Out Of Line
(I work at a high end clothing store that’s having a massive sale. Even with all five checkouts open, the line of customers is still nearly 30 people long. I’m working on restocking some shirts when I see a pair of young girl customers cut to the front of the line directly in front of another customer.)
Customer: “Ladies, I’m sorry, but there is a line.”
Girl #1: “Man, why do you care if we cut? It’s just one purchase; you can stand to wait a few more minutes.”
Customer: “That wouldn’t be fair to the people behind me. Please go to the back of the line.”
Girl #2: “F*** you! You little punk-a**! If my girl wants to cut in front of you, then you can’t stop her.”
(Sighing, the customer calls to one of my coworkers.)
Customer: “Can you please escort these ladies to the back of the line?”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, ladies, but you do have to move to the back, and I’m going to have to ask you to tone down your language.”
Girl #1: “Man, f*** this! This b****-a** just don’t want to help me.”
(Both of them turn back to the customer.)
Girl #1: “This is all your fault you gay mother-f*****!”
(At this, both girls swing at the customer, punching him in the face and neck.)
Customer: *wincing* “Well, that would probably count as battery, and maybe even assault. Are there any more crimes you want to commit before you get kicked out?”
Girl #2: “Oh, big f****** man, hiding behind some b****-a** cops because you’re scared to fight.”
(Girl #2 punches the customer in the face again, only to be sent flying about five feet from a single palm thrust to the stomach from the man. The two girls end up calling the police to report the customer for attacking them. Unfortunately for them, our store cameras are quite good, and pick up the entire preceding conversation and their initial assault. The police officer even offers to arrest the girls for attacking the customer. Luckily for them, he decides it is too much trouble dealing with them.)