Very Personal Shopper
(I am going grocery shopping, and have also bought a new wok. I am in line, and the young man in front of me has a lot of groceries, including pots and pans, cleaning supplies, a dustpan and brush, and also another wok. The cashier doesn’t start ringing him through.)
Cashier: “Setting up home for the first time?”
Guy: “Uh, yeah, I just moved out.”
Cashier: “Couldn’t your mum help with this?”
Guy: “Uh, my mum’s… I live with my dad.”
Cashier: “Oh. I guess he wasn’t much use to you. Put all that back in your trolley.”
Guy: “What? Why?”
Cashier: “Look, the guy behind you has got a wok too. His cost him £10; yours will cost you £23.” *starts shouting to coworkers* “Can someone come and take over this till please!?”
Guy: “Uh…”
Cashier: “Come with me; I’m taking you shopping!”
(The cashier proceeds to take the guy around the store, putting back what he’d got and getting cheaper/longer lasting alternatives!)