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    No Pleasing Some Customers

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    Some Kids Are All Work And No Play

    | Huntsville, TX, USA | Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    (I work as a hostess. A family of four walk in, and I seat them. The nine-year-old son leaves the table and comes up to the host stand.)

    Nine-Year-Old Son: “Do you like your job?”

    Me: “Sometimes it gets a little crazy, but it’s all good! Do you need some extra crayons or something?”

    Nine-Year-Old Son: “No. Are you tired of your job yet?”

    Me: “No, I’m doing all right.”

    Nine-Year-Old Son: “Because if you’re tired, I’ll take over for you. Just come tell me at my table.”

    (I laugh.)

    Me: “Thank you very much, but I have to stay up here and work until the end of my shift!”

    (His older sister comes over.)

    Nine-Year-Old Son: “I’m serious! If you’re tired, I can take over!”

    Older Sister: “Come on, let’s go!”

    Disabling The Able Disabled

    | Wichita, KS, USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body

    (I have been in a wheelchair since age three. Despite this, I can push my own cart just fine while wheeling myself around. A customer in the store notices me.)

    Customer: “Ma’am, do you need help? One of my kids can help you push your cart.”

    Me: “No, thank you; I am doing just fine.”

    Customer: “But you’re disabled! You can’t do anything on your own!”

    (The customer tries to grab the cart. I hold onto it.)

    Me: “I can do it just fine on my own, thank you!”

    Customer: “See, that’s the problem these days! You people not accepting help!”

    Two Is The Moan-iest Number

    | Sacramento, CA, USA | Bizarre, Movies & TV

    (I am a cashier working at a large department store. A customer comes up to my register holding a jersey with a large ’2′ on it.)

    Customer: “Hey, I want one of these jerseys, but I want one with a ’1′ on it.”

    Me: “Unfortunately, you got this out of clearance, right? We don’t carry back stock for anything in clearance. If you didn’t see a ’1′ jersey while you were there, we probably don’t have one, sorry.”

    Customer: “Okay, but I want one with a ’1′ on it.”

    Me: “I’m very sorry, sir; we don’t have one right now.”

    Customer: “I want a ’1′ jersey! It’s my birthday; I want to be number one, not two!”

    Me: “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever know. Two, can be as bad as one. It’s the loneliest number since the number one.”

    Customer: “…okay.”

    (Surprisingly, after hearing this the customer buys the ’2′ jersey.)

    Manager: “Did that just happen?”


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