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    Saved Him From Making A Big Mis-Steak

    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Food & Drink

    (A regular walks in.)

    Me: “Good day, sir. What can I help you with today?”

    Regular: “I’d like seven pounds of lamb.”

    Me: “Yes, sir. Got a party planned?”

    Regular: “My brother and his family is coming to visit. Oh, and my son is bringing his girlfriend over. She’s a vegetarian, so throw in some chicken too, I guess.”

    Me: “Sir, if she’s a vegetarian, she doesn’t eat meat.”

    Regular: “Wait, you mean she doesn’t eat any meat at all? Not even chicken?”

    Me: “Not even chicken, sir.”

    Regular: “But… is that even possible?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, it’s possible. Here’s your meat. I suggest you drop by a grocery store and buy something green for your son’s girlfriend. Enjoy your dinner!”

    Regular: “Thank you.”

    (He starts muttering as he leaves.)

    Regular: “No meat! Some people are so strange.”

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    Sanity Hanging By A Shoe-String

    | Napa, CA, USA | Crazy Requests, Family & Kids

    (I work in the sports store’s shoe department. A woman comes in with a group of seven kids behind her, and marches straight up to me.)

    Me: “Hello, and welcome to [store]; how can I help you?”

    Woman: “Yes, I need to get shoes for my kids.”

    Me: “Alright, I can help with that. Which children need shoes?”

    Woman: “All of them.”

    Me: “…all of them?”

    Woman: “Yes, each of them are a different size, too. I also want to get them each three pairs of shoes. Make sure all of the shoes are different, because they don’t want shoes that are like each others. And hurry it up, would you? I don’t have all day!”

    Me: *whimpers silently*

    Looney For The Tunes

    | MI, USA | Awesome Customers

    (I work at a feed mill. I am helping a customer load her car.)

    Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with, ma’am?”

    Customer: “No, I’m good.”

    (As she is getting in her car, I notice a Looney Toons special edition jacket.)

    Me: “That is a very nice jacket, ma’am. My father has one just like it, and I absolutely love it.”

    Customer: “Does he have this exact one?”

    Me: “Yes he does.”

    Customer: “Very cool.”

    (She proceeds to drive away, and I get back to my work. As it is nearing closing time, I see her pull back in the lot.)

    Me: “Did I forget something, ma’am?”

    (She exits the car holding the jacket.)

    Customer: “Here, please try this on. If it fits, you may have it.”

    (I am absolutely thunder struck by this, so I try it on. It fits perfectly.)

    Customer: “I am glad it fits you. I have had this jacket for sometime now, and I am glad to see it go to someone who can appreciate it more than I do!”

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