And The Titanic Sunk In 1997
(I am reading my edition of ‘Romeo And Juliet’ in a coffee shop when the cashier notices.)
Cashier: “Why is the cover funny?”
Me: *bewildered* “It’s my edition from the 1980s. Sorry if it’s a bit scruffy.”
Cashier: “I don’t like liars; you’re not impressing anyone.”
Me: “It is from the 1980s. Is anything wrong?”
Cashier: “You know what’s wrong.”
(The cashier leaves. Later, I am paying at the counter with the manager, when the cashier comes up.)
Cashier: *to Manager* “She’s a liar, [Manager].”
Manager: *confused* “Why would you say that, [Cashier]?”
Cashier: *pointing to my book* “She said her edition is from the 1980s.”
Me: “It IS!”
Cashier: “You’re a liar. And why did you get a book version? Leonardo isn’t even on the cover.”
Manager: *to me* “Unbelievable.”