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    Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup

    | Not Always Right | Roundups, Theme Of The Month, Wild & Unruly

    Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

    1. Thinks He Is Customer Number One (2,565 thumbs up)
    2. Assault And Battery Included (2,043 thumbs up)
    3. Hey Mr DJ, Put My Record On (3,112 thumbs up)
    4. Should Have Stayed Clear Of The Bottle (2,955 thumbs up)
    5. Insulting Jitsu, And Then It Hits You (2,573 thumbs up)
    6. Animal-Hating, Manner-less And Bigoted, Oh My (2,211 thumbs up)
    7. They Need A Backup Sign (2,085 thumbs up)
    8. Running A Mile With Another Man’s Shoes (1,669 thumbs up)
    9. A Bit Light On Being Polite (1,932 thumbs up)
    10. Maid of Dishonor (1,904 thumbs up)

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

    PS #2: Read more roundups here!

    This Is Soda-Pressing

    | Twin Cities, MN, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    (I’m taking an order for delivery on the phone.)

    Caller: “What kind of soda do you have?”

    Me: “Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Mr. Pibb, and root beer.”

    Caller: “Hmm… I’d like a Mountain Dew!”

    Me: “I’m sorry; we don’t have that. We only have Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Mr. Pibb, and root beer.”

    Caller: “Well, how about a Sprite then!”

    Me: “We don’t have that either, only Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Mr. Pibb, and root beer.”

    Caller: “Oh, Coke then!”

    (The customer then shouts into the background.)

    Caller: “Honey, do you want a soda? They have orange!”

    A Spelling Konflict

    | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Language & Words

    (A customer is looking for an icy-pole maker.)

    Me: “Okay, now you said you were after a certain brand name?”

    Customer: “Yes, all I know is that it starts with a ‘K’.”

    (We do not currently stock any icy-pole related products by brands starting with a ‘K’, but we do have some starting with a ‘C’.)

    Me: “Are you sure it wasn’t one of these ones here, miss? We have—”

    Customer: “No, no! I’ll know it when I see it. It definitely starts with ‘K’. Oh look, there it is!”

    Me: “Um… are you sure, miss? That machine is by the Zoku brand.”

    Customer: “Yes, that’s it! Zoku! It start’s with a ‘K’! ‘K’ for Zoku!”

    The ‘D’ Is Silent, The Customer Won’t Be

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Movies & TV

    (I am at the ticket counter in the lobby, when a customer leaves her movie, and wanders outside to take a call. A few moments later she pokes her head back in to SHOUT at us.)

    Customer: “When is it over?”

    Coworker: “When is what over?”

    Customer: *disgusted sigh* “THE MOVIE!”

    (The theaters are not visible from the ticket counter.)

    Coworker: “Which movie?”

    Customer: “Ugh! THE ONE I CAME FROM!”

    Coworker: “Which was?”

    Customer: “Um… DiGiorno…”

    Me:Django Unchained?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    (The customer gets her information, and goes back outside to take her phone calls again.)

    Me: *to coworker* “Because it’s not delivery, it’s Django?”

    Politeness To Customers Is A Good Rule Of Thumb

    | Tamworth, England, UK | At The Checkout, Bizarre

    (I’m checking out a quiet, elderly customer.)

    Me: “That’ll be £11.25, please.”

    (The customer hands me a £20 note.)

    Me: “Thank you.”

    (I turn for a few seconds to sort his change, and get his receipt.)

    Me: “Here’s your—”

    (The customer is waving his partially amputated thumb in my face.)

    Customer: “I lost that in the war you know! They gave me £30 for that! I bought my first bike with it!”

    Me: “Th-that’s lovely, sir. Here’s your receipt and change; have a nice day!”

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