Checking Him In And Checking Her Out
(I work at a hotel that caters to a branch of a hospital. I’m a larger-chested woman, and get frequent sexual harassment from guests.)
Me: “As the hospital pays a portion of your stay, your grand total for the evening will be $44.40.”
Guest: “That’s fine; I’d like to pay in cash.”
Me: “Cash is acceptable, but we do ask that we get a credit card on file.”
Guest: “Why the f*** do you need my credit card?”
Me: “We need a credit card for incidentals or if by chance your stay is extended through the hospital.”
Guest: “What the f*** is an incidental?”
Me: “Incidentals would be damages or possible problems that may arise in the room.”
Guest: “Do I look like I’d cause a f*****g problem?”
Me: “Sir, I do not believe any of my guests would ever cause a problem; it’s just a precaution we must take. Now, I’d also ask that you refrain from using the f-word in the lobby.”
Guest: “Listen, tits—”
Me: “Sir, I kindly ask that you refrain from the vulgarities.”
Guest: “You said I couldn’t say f***. You didn’t say nothin’ about tits!”
Me: “That is a derogatory term in reference to my physical appearance. I will ask that you do not use that type of language in my lobby, or I will be forced to call the hospital and they will move you to a different establishment for the remainder of your stay.”
Guest: “FIRST YOU TELL ME I HAVE TO USE A CREDIT CARD WHEN I F****** SAID I WAS PAYING CASH, AND NOW YOU’RE DENYING MY FREE SPEECH. DO YOU KNOW WHO OUR PRESIDENT IS, WHITE B****?!”
Me: “Sir, I’ve asked you multiple times to correct your language and because of that last comment, you’ve now forced me to call the hospital as you are not welcome at our establishment.”
Guest: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet-cakes. I was just trying to make you angry. I love the way your boobs bounce when you get flustered and hold back.”
(At that point my manager stepped in and told him to leave without even calling the hospital. Sick or not, no one has an excuse to openly sexually harass someone just trying to do their job.)
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