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Your Logic Is Fishy

| Indiana, USA | Food & Drink

(I work at a farmer’s market. One customer is a Thursday regular who always buys single teabags.)

Customer: “I am looking for a good green tea.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I certainly have a large selection—”

Customer: *holding up a Sushi Bar Green Tea* “Oh my lord, this doesn’t have real sushi in it, does it?”

Me: “What? Oh! No. That just means it is like the green tea found at sushi bars.”

Customer: “Oh, good! For a minute there, I thought it was raw fish flavored!”

Stupid And/Or/With Wrong

| Tasmania, Australia | Food & Drink

Customer: “Can I have a champagne and lemonade?”

Me: “So, that’s a champagne with lemonade in it?”

Customer: *annoyed* “Yes, yes!”

Me: “Here you go.”

Customer: “What the h*** is this?”

Me: “Champagne and lemonade.”

Customer: *looks at me as if I’m crazy* “Ew, who would want that? I wanted a champagne AND a lemonade!”

Me: *sigh*

It’s (Not) An Emergency

Grocery store moonwalk

You’ve Got The Wrongest Number, Part 6

| Pennsylvania, USA | Rude & Risque, Top

Me: “We’re making magic here at Ch—”

Caller: “Sexy voice for a sexy lady, eh?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Caller: “Yeah, I wanted to ask about some of your ‘prizes’.”

Me: “Sure? What are you looking for?”

(He begins to read me a long list of sexual objects and attempts to talk dirty.)

Me: “Sir, this is highly inappropriate.”

Caller: “If you’re offended, why do you work at [name of adult store]?”

Me: “Because I don’t. I think you have the wrong number.”

Caller: “Who am I talking to then?”

Me: “[Name] at Chuck E. Cheese.”

Caller: “Oh…oh my God! I AM SO SORRY!”

Related:
You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 5
You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 4
You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3
You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 2
You Got The Wrong(est) Number

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