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    Little White Lies On Little White Christmases

    | CA, USA | Family & Kids, Holidays, Themed Giveaway, Top

    (I receive a call on Christmas Eve.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [company]. How may I help you?”

    Mom: *after verifying her account* “I’d like to put my daughter on the line. It’s her phone that’s having the trouble.”

    Me: “Sure.”

    Mom: *gives phone to her daughter*

    Daughter: “I can’t make any calls on my phone. It keeps giving me a recording.”

    Me: “Let’s see what we need to do to fix that. What kind of phone do you have?”

    (The daughter gives me the name of a phone we stopped selling about 2 years before. Looking at her account, there’s a brand new phone that we only started selling about a month before. I check the remarks and it was activated today, Christmas Eve. I put two and two together and decide to speak with her mom.)

    Me: “I think I actually see what the trouble is. Can I talk to your mom again?”

    Daughter: *gives phone to her mom*

    Mom: “What is it?”

    Me: “Did you by any chance buy your daughter a phone for Christmas?”

    Mom: *quietly, barely louder than a whisper* “Yes!”

    Me: “It looks like that phone has already been activated, and service is completely transferred over. We have a couple of options. First, I can re-activate her old phone, and you can give us a call or go online tomorrow and activate the new one. Second, we can leave things the way they are and she will unwrap her already working phone in the morning.”

    Mom: *still quietly* “Let’s do that second one.”

    (She starts talking loudly, so her daughter can hear.)

    Mom: *loudly* “So, you found a network issue and you’re submitting a ticket, but since it’s the holiday the network team is on a skeleton crew and the problem won’t be fixed until morning?”

    Daughter: *in the background* “No!”

    Me: *to the mom* “Well-played!”


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