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    Our Guests Are Robots Too

    , | Colorado | Top

    Ski Resort Guest: “Hey! You guys really go all out.”

    (Me with puzzled look on face)

    Ski Resort Guest: “You guys have that robotic bear crossing underneath the lift just as we went over.”

    Me: “Sir, we don’t have any robotic bears.”

    Ski Resort Guest: “What? You mean that was a real bear?”

    Me: “Yes sir.”

    Ski Resort Guest: “Ahhh. We were gonna hike down but I think we’ll just take the lift.”

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    Please See The “Time Travel” Section

    | Tacoma, WA | Top

    Customer: “Do you have a picture book of dinosaurs?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (We walk to the dinosaur books and I show him many books with various sketches and paintings of dinosaurs)

    Customer: “No, not pictures…PHOTOGRAPHS. Photos of dinosaurs, please. Where are those?”

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    Actually, Fido Is A Weapon of Mass Destruction

    | Kentucky | Top

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    Dog Owner: “When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he peeing fire?”

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    Sure, I’ll Get The Ones That Sing & Dance

    | West Palm Beach, FL | Top

    Seafood Restaurant Customer: (While looking at the lobster tank full of live lobsters) “Do you have any fresh ones?”

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    Apparently, It Grows On Trees Nowadays

    | Seattle, WA |

    Disgruntled Bank Customer: “What do you mean I don’t have any money? I still have checks in my book!”

    (Customer opens up check book, showing off her blank checks)

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