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    No, really?

    , | Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

    Customer at the drive-thru window: “I’d like my order to-go.”

    Bad Pickup Lines, Parte Deux

    | Philadelphia, PA | Uncategorized

    Bookstore Customer: “You have beautiful green eyes.”

    Me: “They’re blue.”


    Gadgets & Morals Make Strange Bedfellows

    | Canada | Top

    The customer needed help adding his music into his iTunes library. I showed him how, and this is what happened:

    Customer: “… Uggghhh!”

    Me: “What happened?”

    Customer: “Well, I’ll be honest. It’s adding my porn.”

    Me: *silence* “Oh….”

    Customer: “Please make it stop! I don’t want porn on my iPod!”

    Me: “Click the little X near the top.”

    Customer: “Okay, it stopped.”

    Me: “Try adding the My Music folder again.”

    Customer: “It’s doing it again! Oh God!”

    Me: “Okay, uh… let’s just move it from your My Music folder to a new folder in My Documents.”

    Customer: “Okay, I’ll do that.”

    (few seconds of silence pass while he moves the files)

    Customer: “Oh, man. It’s gonna take 24 minutes for all the files to move.”

    Me: “Twenty-four minutes? Are you sure?!”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m sure.”

    (I show him how to do some other unrelated action while the porn is moved)

    Customer: “Alright, great. Now that we’re done concealing my shame….”

    Signs Point To Yes

    , | Arcadia, CA | Uncategorized

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “Would you like mustard or mayonnaise on your sandwich?”

    Customer: “Yes, please.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares)

    Customer: “Oops! I mean. Um…mayonnaise.”

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “How would you like to pay? Cash or credit?”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares some more)

    Monday Monday

    | Unknown Location | Uncategorized

    Hotel Guest: “Do you have rooms available on Monday?”

    Me: “What date?”

    Guest: “Monday!”

    Me: “No, what date?”

    Guest: (In an, aren’t you f**king psychic tone) “Jeez, the 11th.”

    Me: “Of what month?”

    Guest: “MONDAY!”

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