Sandwich Shop | Palm Coast, FL, USA
(I was working at a Subway about a year ago)
Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”
Customer: “Let me see.” *looks at the menu* “A sub.”
Me: “What kind of sub do you want, ma’am?”
Customer: “I want provolone cheese?”
Me: “What kind of meat would you like?”
Customer: “Excuse me?”
Me: “What kind of meat?”
Customer: *agitated* “Are you being rude?”
*storms out and stands in front of the store for a few minutes telling people not to come in because of a rude employee*
Pizza | Newcastle, UK
Customer: “I’d like a Chicken Kiev pizza, without chicken, garlic or sweetcorn. And throw some ham on there.”
Employee: “So, you want a ham pizza?”
Customer: “Yeah, why not.”
Restaurant | Kansas City, MO, USA
Customer: “Um…yes, are you guys going to put out more skim milk?”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we’re all out of white milk, both skim and 2%. All we have left is chocolate.”
Customer: “Completely out?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, we’re completely out.”
Customer: “Oh, well. Do you think you could make some more?”
Me: “Are you serious?!”
Related: No Problem, We Have A Cow Out Back
medical office | USA
Me: “Okay sir, so I would just need you to verify your information and sign here–”
*Patient cuts me off, snatches the clipboard and gives me this I’m-not-stupid look*
Male Patient: “Listen, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I’m a lawyer and I know how the system works!” *Sits down and starts looking over the paper work*
(Five minutes later…)
Male Patient: “Ma’am, where did you need me to sign??”
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