At Least It’s Not Hot For Teacher

(I am outside waiting for my fiancé to get out of class so we can go to lunch together. It is the first class of the new semester so it’s syllabus day. I suddenly get a text message from my fiancé.)

Fiancé: “Quick! Call me!”

Me: “No! You’re in class!”

Fiancé: “Please? My teacher just said he doesn’t mind cell phones, but if it goes off in class, we have to dance to the ring tone!”

Me: “Is your ringtone still ‘Da Ya Want My Body?'”

Fiancé: “YES!”