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    (I work as a bouncer in a bar and check all IDs at the door. Indiana IDs don’t include a middle name, just an initial.)

    Me: “What’s your full name?”

    Customer: “Joe D. Smith.”

    Me: “What’s your middle name?”

    Customer: “DANGER!”

    (I let him in.)