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    Customers Should Stop Causing Ripples

    | Athens, GA, USA | Health & Body, Rude & Risque

    Customer: “Excuse me, lifeguard?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I think there’s a…” *whispers* “…sex toy at the bottom of the pool!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

    Customer: “A you know…” *whispers again* “vibrator!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s children’s torpedo toy.”

    Customer: “Not a vibrator? Oh darn. I really needed one too.”