(I’m taking my kids to a frozen yogurt bar for the first time. Since the teller is helping another customer, I take a quick look at the signs for instructions, which are very clear and obvious. As we’re picking what we want, the teller comes over to see how we’re doing.)

Teller: “Hi! How are you doing? Do you need any help?”

Me: “No, thanks, I think we’ve got it figured out.”

Teller: “Oh, you’ve been in before?”

Me: “Nope, this is our first time, but the directions are really straight-forward…” *laughing* “…and I read the directions. I know that doesn’t always happen.”

Teller: “No, that’s pretty unusual, actually. Really, really unusual.”

Me: “Yeah, I used to work with the public. Members of the general public are idiots.”