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    | Fairfield, CA, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Ma’am, I think your frozen yogurt is expired.”

    Me: “Really? What brand?”

    Customer: “I don’t remember. But it tasted funny last night when I ate it.”

    Me: “What was the expiration date?”

    Customer: “Not until next month. But it tasted funny. After I put it in the microwave, it was liquid and warm.”

    Me: “You put it in the microwave?”

    Customer: “Yeah, it’s frozen yogurt! You have to heat it up!”