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    Customer Vs Cook: The Heat Is On

    , | Atlanta, GA, USA |

    Customer: “Hey! This burger is too damn hot!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it will cool down over time. Just wait a little while.”

    Customer: “I want to eat it now! Why the h*** would you make it too hot to eat? Make me another one and don’t make it so hot this time!”

    (He slams his burger down on the counter and stomps away. I don’t touch it, as I have to take care of the next couple of customers. A moment later, I call out to the customer.)

    Me: “Sir, your burger is ready.”

    (The customer comes back up, picks up the burger that hasn’t been moved since he put it down, and takes a bite.)

    Customer: “There we go, much better. Don’t make them so d*** hot anymore. This one’s great!”